The holidays can be a depressing time for some folks. Broke? Lonely? Feeling suicidal? Don’t let your vagina get the holiday blues. I’m offering up my services to those in need…I’m here for you…and you…and that chick over there…and the one next to her…no not that one, the other one…yeahhhhh…hey you wouldn’t happen to have a twin sister who’s into threesomes…no? Ok, moving on…
Thanks to Tammy’s big mouth, Mammy finally discovered the spoils of this weekend’s panty raid. She threw a shit fit and is making me take down the tent and get rid of the undies immediately. I had plans to start a panty trade online! (Skidmarks double the value!) Does anyone have a place I can store them temporarily?
Congratulations go out to two of my favorite dykes Phyll and Roberta who got married this past Saturday. It was a beautiful ceremony. I’d like to also apologize to my two favorite dykes for my behavior during the reception…but come on, an open bar in Tuna Town? You were just asking for it.