Today is not only Columbus Day, it’s National Pierogi Day! Mammy’s got a huge appetite so Tammy and I will be slaving all day just to keep the supply of pierogies flowing. So, if any of you hot chicks wanna do us a favor and streak naked past the kitchen window we’d really appreciate the support!
KFC isn’t the only one who wants me as their spokesperson!
Oh Tam Tam you make me so proud. Just look at you, my brilliant little entrepreneur! I know you’ll be able to pay back the money I fronted to you in no time! If the dykes eat ice cream for free, make sure they at least pay you for eating them!
Things have been ok since I moved back in with Mammy and Chris…Until today! I had asked Charlotte Shortee to make me an outfit for when I host back yard jello wrestling. I swear either that old bitch has the WORST taste or she was in cahoots with Chris to make me look like a fool!! Oh how he and those skanks laughed at me then canoodled in the jello THAT I PREPARED! I hate you Christopher. I’m gonna poke holes in your condoms.
Noted sex researcher Shere Hite found that after fingers and vibrators,
candles were the objects used most often by female masturbators.
Nobody call grandma…looks like she’s gonna be reallllllllllll busy tonight.
Got my costume all worked out. For those of you who think I cut the mouth hole too low…it’s not for me, it’s for you!
Man oh man, what an awesome, wild weekend filled with women, food, booze and women! Hey, What’s better for sprained fingers…an ice pack or heating pad?