New Mammy vid!
Some chick at work just sexually assaulted me in the handicap bathroom. She left me laying on the ground, half naked, feeling used and confused. She left in such a hurry that she left something behind… I will search every department on every floor until I find my Sluterella whose arm fits this crutch. I fucking love Mondays!
Mammy has locked her fat ass in the bedroom where she’s hoarding all the Halloween candy we bought for the trick or treaters.
The same thing happened last year!
I’ll be damned if my car gets egged again because Mammy made me hand out buttons from a jar because she ate all the freakin’ candy!
Father Donohue asked me to be an official judge at the church chili cook off this weekend! I’m so excited! But he insisted that I be weighed and measured to make sure the judge’s platform will hold me. He’s so dreamy. I’ve been praying to God all my life for a good man who will take care of me…he finally delivered. *swoooooon