Crap. Mammy caught me trying to sneak past her into the kitchen to fill my backpack with snacks for LARPing tonight. Who knew that nifty nabber claw of hers was so freakin’ strong? As close as she got to grabbing my albino python, you’d think she was Steve Irwin or some shit! Now I’m stuck spending my Friday night washing her every nook and cranny. FML.