Ooooh looky! I made the news!
“The Guinness Book of World Records named Pauline Potter the “winner” of the World’s heaviest woman record. Mammy Tornado claims that she has Ms. Potter beat and she demands the respect and accolades that accompany the esteemed title. However, her actual weight remains unverified. This scandal could rock the fat community like the steroids scandal rocked baseball.Could Mammy be on performance enhancing drugs causing her to fear a weigh in? Or is she just stuck on her couch?”