Mammy Tornado:
Ooooh how exciting! I just got a booty call from Blu Reyes! He says he needs my healing powers help him pass a kidney stone. It will be like sucking venom out of a snake bite … using my cooter! I’ve only got 15 minutes to curl my hair and spray some Febreeze in all my hot spots! Hooray for penetration!
You disgust me.
I know that’s your way of saying you want me. Dream on muff diver!