Here are 5 basic rules for any dude looking to pick up hot chicks at LARPing events! (Live Action Role Playing)
1.) Dress to impress.
Don’t worry if you don’t have mad cash. I just tell chicks I’m saving up for a real fur barbarian loincloth big enough to hide my junk. Until then, my tinfoil vest and saucepan helmet continue to reel in the poon.
2.) Ask her about her character.
The only thing chicks love more than talking, is talking about themselves. Even if you’re not listening, make sure you nod and smile and try not to stare at her tits the whole time.
3.) Compliment her on her skills.
Challenge her to a duel, but let her win. It’ll make her feel good and having her clean your wounds in your tent will definitely get you some alone time. But make sure she never finds out you let her win just so you could get laid.
4.) Protect the easy target.
Nothing drives me crazier than watching some douchebag annihilate a beautiful LARPer, especially when said douchebag is physically superior. Seeing another man tearing her clothes off, leaving her alone and afraid in the woods won’t happen on my watch! Tip: Rush to her side and protect her honor, she’ll thank you later on that night in your tent. It worked for me!
When you finally spot the girl who’s giving you a stiffy, don’t stalk her for an hour before trying to strike up a conversation. If you can’t pull the trigger within 10 minutes then its time to pack up and move on. Nobody likes a creepy LARPer.