Mammy Tornado:

What a wonderful Sunday Funday! My sweet daughter spent the entire day with me. We rolled out around noon and headed into town. We worked up a hunger having traveled a quarter of a mile downtown, so we stopped by Star Market to pick up some snacks. But I think those Cheetos were old because they tasted funny and caused me to shit my pants right in front of the Quality Inn. So Tammy, being the most clever dyke daughter ever… she snuck me into their pool area to rinse off. (I’m not sure if she did it to spare me the embarrassment or to spare herself the stink, riding downwind from me. )Then we headed home to catch the last 4 hours of the Cagney and Lacey marathon while devouring Chinese take out. I’m feeling a rumble in my bowels again. Uh oh.

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