Tammy Tornado:

With my gf having moved out money’s been tight at the homestead. It ain’t cheap owning property in P-Town. Anyways, I picked myself up a 2nd job 3 evenings a week. I’m in a hot hole heaven waxing beavers for a living! The boss warned me to never mix business with pleasure, but goddamn do you know how hard it is not to stick my finger in there?!