“Mighty opponents all. We’ve got Gojira, who breathes fire…then there’s Kong, who has the combined strength of an entire short-bus full of enraged retards…but Mammy can bring the hammer down anytime she wants with that all-smothering iron fupa of hers, not to mention her ability to control and release an unending amount of toxic vapors that would gag a maggot. One thing is for sure, none of them are going to relinquish control of that Twinkie stash easily. This is not going to be pretty, folks.”