Chris Tornado:

Check it out.  Clive’s cable got turned off for a few days, so he’s staying with me and Mammy for the weekend. Tonight, he partied with some of his old buddies two houses down. They called me to pick him up and this is what I found. Every time I tried to coax him off the couch he swatted at me with a fist full of cock stank. Screw that! I left his drunk ass behind. But I did grab the porn mag. Gotta go. I’m ummm, busy and stuff.