Alright you cocks and twats! Who’s coming to our Tornado Family BBQ today? We’ve got:

1. burgers
2. sausages
3. popsicle squats
4. ribs and coleslaw
5. tater salad
6. bobbing for cobs
7. miracle whip slip n’ slide
8. foot long wieners
9. koolaid
10. jello wrestling
11. drumsticks, thighs, breasts, tits and ass!

B.Y.O.B! Whaddya think I’m made of money?!