I know this may come as a surprise to some of you, but I am a lesbian and proud of it. Having celebrated Pride month, I realize I’d like to renew my vows to my lesbot sistren.
- I vow to scissor ’til my “blades” get dull and floppy.
- I vow to munch carpet ’til my teeth rot out of my head. Even then, I promise to gum that roast beef with all my heart.
- I vow to fingerbang you ’til my hands grow old and wrinkled. Even then, the arthritic curve of my fingers might just hit the spot!
- And I vow to lick pussy ’til my tongue rots off. That one may happen sooner than later!