SONOFABITCH! Here I was minding my business enjoying some snacks in the backyard when a little birdie came up to me. Normally I would never even think to share, but he was just so cute so I tossed him a crumb of my Swiss Roll.
Well, wouldn’t you know that little bastard was just the scout for a whole swarm of them to swoop in and attack my snacks! Now my scooter is stuck in the grass and my Nutty Bars fell out of my reach! Leave no snack behind!! You’ll never get my Little Debbies you shit bombing little sky rats!