Here we go again! How am I supposed to wipe after shitting out my massive Thanksgiving feast next week? F*ck Covid and all you hoarders!
I’ll be handing out Twizzlers this Halloween. Due to the ongoing pandemic, I will not be using my hands though. Stop by for a real treat… I’ll be open all week!
It’s summer dress season, ladies. Don’t forget to apply deodorant to your inner thighs.
Any swing can be a sex swing if you find someone willing to get behind you and push it…p..push it real good. Will that someone be YOU???
This cold weather has really got me missing those warm summer days
when I could show off my midriff without icicles forming from my gunt sweat.
Oh dear. I can’t seem to find the pizza delivery boy!
He put the pizzas on the coffee table and then he disappeared!
What if he’s hiding somewhere in my house, waiting to rob me or rape me?!!
Ever scratch your butt and smell your fingers? It’s amazing how the smell of your dookie can penetrate your undies and yoga pants…and the day has just begun!
Btw, I’m waiting for my Lyft ride to Dunkies on Main Street. If anyone wants to come down and finger my donut hole, I’d be happy to oblige.
I’m taking a poll to see if anyone would be interested in watching a live video of me stuffing tater tots into my bellybutton while sensually eating a meat twinkie (aka corn dog).
Place your bets for just how many tots get crammed in my belly hole.
#TotsOfFun #TaterTots #MeatTwinkie #CornDog #Fupa #Gunt #MILF #FatLivesMatter #MammyTornado #SSBBW #Feeder #FeedMe #BellyButton #BigBelly #SweatyAndReady #BigBoned #BigNBeautiful #LargeNLovely #SexyMom #Sexy #ChubLove
A friendly warning to those who hope to someday wake up next to me….
my gunt funk is most toxic in the morning.
Poor Mr. Pickles had to learn the hard way…
you can scratch but do not sniff!